do you type really fast? – Well, I can type really fast. It’s just that it won’t be readable or spelled correctly, is all.

did you like high school? – Not at all.

how old are you? – 35. That was a shock to me, actually. I guess I had planned to stay 34 another year– MySpace informed me that I had turned 35.

favorite pen color – Blue. Or purple.

what annoys you more than anything? – Pointless questions. Like, I’m at the store, and I buy something for $4.29 with a $5 bill and the clerk says ” Out of five?” I always want to answer, “No, out of  $20.” Or a call to me at 3:34 PM asking, “What are you doing?” What do you THINK I’m doing?

if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first?  – Stare at it. Seriously.

favorite show on nickelodeon Fairly Odd Parents— any epi with Chip Skylark. I love his Shiny Teeth. And Cosmo.

did you watch are you afraid of the dark? – No, because I am afraid of the dark.

where do you vacation every summer? – At my apartment…

do you like the beach? – Love it.

do you tan or burn easily? – I get darker pretty easily. I don’t think I have ever had a sunburn.

what do you wear the most: Clothes? I don’t know.

are you using a pc or mac? – PC. Shut up MAC owners.

favorite cereal – LIFE!

name a movie that makes you cry – Pay it Forward.

favorite band from the 60’s/70’s – Not sure that I have a favorite from that era

were you even born in the 80’s? – Yep

what year? – 74

name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid – Anything in a horror movie. I can’t watch them.

what’s your favorite channel? – I have many favorite channels– but if there is a documentary on MSNBC, I’m probably watching it.

what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? – SONOFA!

magazines you subscribe to – I don’t subscribe to magazine

do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? –NO! I freaking LOVE that movie! Jim Carey ROCKS!

ever had a hot teacher? – No.

if yes, did you flirt with him/her? – Teachers are not hot.

have you ever egged somebody’s house? – No.

do we all go a little mad sometimes? – I’m mad right now. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Was that too many mad’s?

do your eyes change colors? – Not at all.

did you go to the prom? – Yes.

if you’ve already gone, was it good or bad? It was alright.

who does the chores around your house? – It’s just me, so.

name one person who annoys you more than anyone else, and tell why – I was just talking about that smug moron Drew Peterson. And also Scott Peterson. And also other people named Peterson.

what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? – Shawshenk Redemption. Don’t let it be on back to back on TBS< man.

what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? – Zoolander. Love it.

did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? – HA! No, lmao.

did you have a bike with a banana seat? – Yeah.

could you ride it? – Yeah but it hurt.

have you lived in the same house your entire life? – Military brat, no way.

what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? –*shrug* Never lived next to anything weird.

what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? – Okay, here is my thing. I think they’re fine, but I have a weird hangup. If I am going shopping for clothes and batteries and shoes and a movie, I can go to SuperWalmart and buy that. If I am going for food, and shampoo and laundry detergent and a broom, I can go to SuperWalmart and buy that. I CANNOT go to SuperWalmart and buy food AND other items. I would never make it out of the store if I went in for a loaf of bread, a bag of apples, some peanut butter, a pair of shoes, a bra, a fish, a bucket of paint and a tire. That’s like…………….I can’t do it. It’s like buying a Turkey and Ink pens at JC Penney— those don’t “go” together. I can’t explain it. So, while I think the one stop shopping thing is great, I cant’ really do the one stop shopping thing. I have to go back the next day if I am going to shop outside of a certain genre of items that can be bought at one of those stores.

And that concludes this session of me being weird.